AU Stickers: A Children’s Miracle Network Fundraiser
I’m selling American University inspired stickers in benefit of Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals! Put these strong stick, removable without residue, sun & water resistant, dishwasher and microwave safe stickers on your laptop, phone, water bottles, notebooks, folders, and anything else your heart desires. All proceeds go to CMN/Children’s National. All stickers are between $1.50 and $3.50 depending on the size. Contact me (see below) for availability and prices.
To purchase a sticker, message Lily on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, or email LD9300A@student.american.edu to check availability. Payments are accepted via Venmo, Paypal, or directly on Lily’s MAO Children’s Miracle Network donation page via credit card or debit (with routing and account number).
Series 4: AU Grads Know Success
Name: C/O 1988
I don’t get it: Michael Cohen graduated from AU in 1988. This sticker is a play on the Wonk Bus (AU shuttle) that says “AU faculty appear in the news every 30 minutes.”
I don’t get it: Michael Cohen graduated from AU in 1988. This sticker is a play on the Wonk Bus (AU shuttle) that says “AU faculty appear in the news every 30 minutes.”
Name: AU Knows Success
I don’t get it: Judge Judy Sheindlin graduated from AU in 1966. She is the crown jewel of AU grads (as the other famous ones are into spying and collusion.) Based on the “AU Knows Success” campaign.
I don’t get it: Judge Judy Sheindlin graduated from AU in 1966. She is the crown jewel of AU grads (as the other famous ones are into spying and collusion.) Based on the “AU Knows Success” campaign.
Name: I knew I should’ve stayed home this semester
I don’t get it: The wonk bus as the ‘Magic School Bus’ from the children’s show of the same name.
I don’t get it: The wonk bus as the ‘Magic School Bus’ from the children’s show of the same name.
Name: What’s the difference between SIS and SPA?
I don’t get it: This quote is emblazoned on the inside steps of Kerwin Hall, the SPA building, that I, a STEM major, am forced to confront everyday I have HNRS 210.
I don’t get it: This quote is emblazoned on the inside steps of Kerwin Hall, the SPA building, that I, a STEM major, am forced to confront everyday I have HNRS 210.
To purchase a sticker, message Lily on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, or email LD9300A@student.american.edu to check availability. Payments are accepted via Venmo, Paypal, or directly on Lily’s MAO Children’s Miracle Network donation page via credit card.
Series 3: Support and Sport
Name: I Love an AU Cheerleader (Heart)
Name: I Love an AU Cheerleader (Red Watercolor)
Name: I Love an AU Dancer
Name: You can’t escape Bender x2 (reserved for AU spirit)
Name: TN (Leafy)
Name: TN (Memphis, photo of Beale Street)
Name: TN (Rosy)
Name: TN (Glitter)
To purchase a sticker, message Lily on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, or email LD9300A@student.american.edu to check availability. Payments are accepted via Venmo, Paypal, or directly on Lily’s MAO Children’s Miracle Network donation page via credit card.
Series 2: Major Vibes
Name: tHe ReaSoN wE’rE A uNIvErSiTY
I don’t get it: Nickname for College of Arts and Sciences
I don’t get it: Nickname for College of Arts and Sciences
Name: IDK but not SIS
I don’t get it: Undecided major? But definitely sure it’s not SIS? Just sick of everyone being an SIS major? This is the sticker for you.
I don’t get it: Undecided major? But definitely sure it’s not SIS? Just sick of everyone being an SIS major? This is the sticker for you.
Name: I Changed Majors Today
I don’t get it: Stylized in the classic “I voted today” sticker.
I don’t get it: Stylized in the classic “I voted today” sticker.
Name: Chad from Kogod
I don’t get it: Nothing like a firm handshake from a business student.
I don’t get it: Nothing like a firm handshake from a business student.
Name: I’m an SIS
I don’t get it: Parody of every SIS student’s instagram bio. Yes that is a Communist website.
I don’t get it: Parody of every SIS student’s instagram bio. Yes that is a Communist website.
Name: Find me in McKinley
I don’t get it: Nickname for the School of Communication
I don’t get it: Nickname for the School of Communication
Name: AU STEM Major
I don’t get it: Put this on your laptop so you can alert SIS students that you are a rare STEM student in the wild.
I don’t get it: Put this on your laptop so you can alert SIS students that you are a rare STEM student in the wild.
Got a suggestion? Email lilykdonaldson@gmail.com
To purchase a sticker, message Lily on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, or email LD9300A@student.american.edu to check availability. Payments are accepted via Venmo, Paypal, or directly on Lily’s MAO Children’s Miracle Network donation page via credit card.
Series 1: Wonk if you Love AU
Name: An AU Wonk appears in the news every 30 minutes
I don’t get it: Maria Butini is an alleged Russian spy that was a graduate student at American University. This sticker is a play on the Wonk Bus (AU shuttle) that says “AU faculty appear in the news every 30 minutes.”
I don’t get it: Maria Butini is an alleged Russian spy that was a graduate student at American University. This sticker is a play on the Wonk Bus (AU shuttle) that says “AU faculty appear in the news every 30 minutes.”
Name: The Treachery of Metros
I don’t get it: This is inspired by the famous Magritte, “The Treachery of Images,” otherwise known as “This is not a pipe.” The text, in French, reads, “This is not a red line.”
I don’t get it: This is inspired by the famous Magritte, “The Treachery of Images,” otherwise known as “This is not a pipe.” The text, in French, reads, “This is not a red line.”
Name: That’s My President
I don’t get it: Sylvia Burwell, beloved president of American University. The flower crown is a meme that originated with Joe Biden ice cream stickers. The text is a play on the Trump hashtag, #NotMyPresident.
I don’t get it: Sylvia Burwell, beloved president of American University. The flower crown is a meme that originated with Joe Biden ice cream stickers. The text is a play on the Trump hashtag, #NotMyPresident.
Name: The Treachery of Surrealism
I don’t get it: Unlike “The Treachery of Metros,” this sticker proclaims that it is, indeed, a red line. Inspired by the Metro’s voice of god that always says, “This is a red line train to: [Shady Grove or Glenmont].”
I don’t get it: Unlike “The Treachery of Metros,” this sticker proclaims that it is, indeed, a red line. Inspired by the Metro’s voice of god that always says, “This is a red line train to: [Shady Grove or Glenmont].”
Name: All through Tenleytown
I don’t get it: The Wonk Bus is a slang term for the American University shuttle that runs through AU’s campus and Tenleytown. Available with “The Wheels on the Bus” text and without.
I don’t get it: The Wonk Bus is a slang term for the American University shuttle that runs through AU’s campus and Tenleytown. Available with “The Wheels on the Bus” text and without.
Name: Wonk Cat
I don’t get it: The Wonk Cat is AU’s resident stray cat that lives across from McKinley. Also a B99 reference.
I don’t get it: The Wonk Cat is AU’s resident stray cat that lives across from McKinley. Also a B99 reference.
Name: Choose Your Side
I don’t get it: There is not 1, not 2, but 6 places on AU’s campus you can buy coffee. Get this sticker and check off (with a permanent marker) which campus coffee shops you rep, and display it for all the wonks to see.
I don’t get it: There is not 1, not 2, but 6 places on AU’s campus you can buy coffee. Get this sticker and check off (with a permanent marker) which campus coffee shops you rep, and display it for all the wonks to see.
Name: WONK
I don’t get it: Beloved AU mascot Clawed Z Eagle stylized in Obama’s “HOPE” campaign poster.
I don’t get it: Beloved AU mascot Clawed Z Eagle stylized in Obama’s “HOPE” campaign poster.
Name: I <3 Clawed
I don’t get it: See “That’s my President.”
I don’t get it: See “That’s my President.”
Got a suggestion? Email lilykdonaldson@gmail.com
To purchase a sticker, message Lily on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, or email LD9300A@student.american.edu to check availability. Payments are accepted via Venmo, Paypal, or directly on Lily’s MAO Children’s Miracle Network donation page via credit card.
Buckets of Smiles for Children’s National
Buckets of Smiles is a 501c3 non-profit concentrating on providing buckets full of activities and fun items to Children’s hospitals. The District of Columbia drive has ended for Children’s National Medical Center. Check out the recap here!